February 2012
just press play and watch the gif
LOL!
people: are you mad/sad or something?
me: this is just my face
Scientist: The average person spends 13 hours online per week
Me: lol did you mean per day
January 2012
When your best friend doesn't show up to school:
The moment when you realize Dora has more freedom...
me: omg i'm so fat what's wrong with me
me: i'm gonna work really hard to get a super hot body
me two minutes later: omg is that cake
my "friend": Homosexual people are disgusting. They should understand that love can exist only between a man and a woman.
me: Do you love your boyfriend?
my "friend": Of course! I love him so much. You can't even imagine. I've never been so in love in my life. I want to marry him.
me: So please imagine now that your boyfriend's penis disappears and suddenly he has a vagina. Nothing else changes in him, he's still the same person you know. What is your reaction?
my "friend": That would be horrible. I don't want to even think about it. I couldn't imagine being with him.
me: That means you don't love him. You love only his dick. That's sad.
Parents: get off the computer
Me: excuse me, I'm a professional blogger have some respect
When teachers get distracted and start telling you...
Uh huh… keep going
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When you go to the grocery store and get a ton of...
you’re like:
so true!
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adele: i set fire to the rain
me:
mom:
adele: watched it burn
me and adele: AS I TOUCHED YOUR FACE
mom: please get your hand off my face i'm driving.
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December 2011
When it’s a big day tomorrow but you can’t fall...
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